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R​.​O​.​T​.​F​.​L​.​M​.​A​.​O. - the facebook song

from Woodstock Generation (album) by Darrell Elmer Rodgers

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Here's a Baby-Boomer's view of the leading social media of our day. ROTFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A## Off) reveals the humor and consequences of Too Much Information!

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R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O. - the facebook song
by Darrell Elmer Rodgers

I signed up for facebook
Just to see what it was all about
I saw abbreviations
I could hardly figure out

LOL means Laugh Out Loud
BTW By the way
BRB means Be right Back
cause I've got more to say

Of all the crazy acronyms
My favorite one to spell
Is Rolling On the Floor and Laughing
R O T F L

since I'm loosing part of my anatomy
because I'm laughing so
I'm R O T F L
M A O
yes, I'm R O T F L
M A O


Why would any grown man want share
That he wears wig like Justin Bieber's hair?
I guess he got confused
About the button that he used
his message is a wall post and he's getting quite abused!

Now I'm learning things about my friends
I fear I should not know…
and I'm R O T F L
M A O
Yes I'm R O T F L
M A O

Once I figured out the phrases
I was shocked by what they say
telling crazy details
of what they do each day

Everybody seems so willing
to reveal their private life
embarraasing their children,
their husband or their wife

I guess I should be flattered
that they trust me so well
but if the truth be known here
I'm ROTFL

And I guess I have to thank them all
for this candid camera show
cause I'm R O T F L
M A O
yes, I'm R O T F L
M A O


That business trip to vegas with her boss
Should have stayed in Vegas, such a loss!
He's quite the talent scout
His photo left no doubt
She's standing there beside him with her dress on inside out!

Am I sorry 'bout her troubles?
I must say heavens No
cause I'm R O T F L
M A O
Yes I'm R O T F L
M A O

Now why would any husband want to say
he had a fling with some young waitress yesterday?
I guess no one told him,
Perhaps they thought he knew
his wife, by her maiden name, is here on facebook too!

Well he's gotten my attention
But not sympathy, Oh No
cause I'm R O T F L
M A O
Yes I'm R O T F L
M A O

(instrumental music)


(instrumental music)


I'm seeing tales and secrets
I would not publicize
But there they are in acronyms
right before my eyes

Each time they hit that enter key
They're putting on a show
and we're ROTFL
MAO


The lesson here is plain as it can be
Post nothing you don't want the world to see
And remember friends will share
as though they do not care
your embarrassment goes viral folks are laughing everywhere

If you ignore my warning
Well I feel you've got to know
We'll all be ROTFL
MAO
Yes we're ROTFL
MAO
R O T F L
MAO

Copyright 2012 Darrell Elmer Rodgers

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from Woodstock Generation (album), track released August 1, 2014
Darrell Elmer Rodgers - vocals, slide guitar, harmonica
Rick Heyman - Bass
Micahel Parker - drums

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Darrell Elmer Rodgers Las Cruces, New Mexico

Darrell Elmer Rodgers is a veteran singer-songwriter. He has been called the Bard of the Baby-Boomers for songs that celebrate his generation's life and times.

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